Beccas duck

An amazing, fucking funny dipshit who likes to quack and ships peaches and tomatoes together.

"Sarah, You're Beccas duck!" Said Becca.

by Sosarahisme June 11, 2013

duck attack

When you get attacked by a duck

Aww hart hats a cute duck ima pet it AHH SHIT IT POKED MY EYE OUT NO IT WAS A DUCK ATTACK SHIT

by Jaydenislel March 10, 2021

Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.

If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts

by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022

Duck

A quacking monster. Demands bread. Pecks you to death if not. Baby duckings fall into sewage drains, please call the fire department if that happens.

Why is there a duck--HEY!! Stop pecking me, insolent duck!

by bubbly_tastes_like_shit June 23, 2022

duck

To "duck" someone or to avoid them. Often used by ghetto people.

Nicki Minaj: I don't duck nobody...

Person A: man fuck you you keep ducking me
Person B: sorry been busy

by hushushanon March 31, 2015

duck in a suit

A very popular Twitter account

Person 1: hey do you follow Duck in a suit?
Person 2: of course I do, who doesn’t?

by Duck in a suit October 17, 2020

soapy duck

A type of fornication where you put soap in a female's bunghole, then proceed to have anal fornication with said female.

"Dude did you hit it last night"
"Yea we soapy ducked"
"Dude you are a legend!"

by Soapyduckthathoe April 14, 2014