ho hoff

The f word that jade uses when anyone annoys her.

Joni:Jade i got your laptop

Jade: HO HOFF!

by anonymous January 29, 2024

Ho Ho Ho

What Santa says

Santa "Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

sad ho hours

Since sad nigga hours is from 2am to 4am, sad ho hours is from 11pm to 1 am.

“I wish I had a boyfriend, or even some friends.”
“Me too, sis. It’s sad ho hours, so let it out.”

by your-kinky-kitten September 2, 2018

go to ho

the main ho, the best ho around

Dayumm that girl is fine, she the go to ho

by serendipity22 July 10, 2010

bro-ho

bro's before ho's

Bro:hey wanna go surfing?

Dude:no, i'm going to my girls house.

Bro:Hey, Bro-ho

by this isn't my normal user name February 26, 2009

mo ho

a name for some one penis

"omg she kicked me in mo ho"

by BaBiIlOvEYoU July 6, 2009

The Ho Factor

Used for ranking how hot a chick is. The Ho Factor decreases the hotness for being a slut.

Person 1: Hey look how hot that chick is!
Person 2: Yeah, but once you put in The Ho Factor...
Person 1: Oh, you're right. She's not that hot now.

by dirtygirlfree May 11, 2011