Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.
Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025
Get the Cracking Your Homeboymug. by Jakes balls November 20, 2019
Get the I’m on crackmug. by David Egan 2021 September 14, 2021
Get the the crack is 90mug. an introvert who immediately becomes a crackhead in presence of his/her friends and starts acting like a hoe
by ryanXDXD December 10, 2019
Get the intro-crack-hoemug. yo dude you got that glorious model o on crack????
dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society
dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society
by Glorious Official Company June 16, 2021
Get the model o on crackmug. Guy one: I got cracked so good last night everyone is getting an extra ranch no charge
Guy two: I need to get cracked it’s been three months with my right hand
Guy two: I need to get cracked it’s been three months with my right hand
by BigGuyChungus July 31, 2025
Get the Crackedmug. by Captain.backwoods January 27, 2021
Get the crack whammymug.