how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

taking it in trade

(Taking it in trade) when a woman uses her sexual favors to discharge a debt or to aquire consumer items. This differs from prostitution since it involes no moeny and is not offfered to the public at large but to a specific creditor or store merchent.

The lovely young woman having squandeered her paycheck on new clothes had no money left to pay her landlord therefore she offered her landlord the option oof (Taking it in trade) by her spending the night with him.

by talbotboy1 October 21, 2010

take her makeup off

Fuck her so hard that her makeup comes off.

Yeah, she wanted me to take her makeup off.

by Annamaybe December 21, 2019

take someones dog day

May 20th take someone’s dog and send them a picture for proof and dont return unless given money

Hey! I will give your dog back if you give me $20. Why? Its national take someones dog day!

by THE desney :) May 20, 2024

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024

take a vid

a threatening kind of guy asking a girl out and he likes ur uncle has shingles and he is a granny tranny

Griffin- “Tell her i like her, take a vid.”

by bdnd June 15, 2022

Taking the lizard out on Sundays

One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.

"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"

by LizzardWithFatAssCheeks October 31, 2020