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U dey take spread

Meaning of you Dey take spread
by Bharry. August 16, 2023
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Take Some Free Honey

You would like as many men as possible to run a train on your butthole.
Damn, Kevin posted "take some free honey" grab the lube and let's fucking go!
by moon_cricket August 17, 2023
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Taking a British

When you are simultaneously taking a piss and a shit. Modeled after the popular British food combo,fish and chips.
Friend:Whats buddy doing?
You:Sorry im Taking a british rq.
Friend:Ok.
by Shakingmyheadindespair August 24, 2023
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Take it back

And what happens if I do? THEN you give me the credit I deserve? You can't punish me the way you want for my bad deeds so you'll settle for denying me credit for my good deeds. Isn't that the lowest level of carrot vs. stick moral thinking though? I thought that was beneath you. Take it back or you don't get to go to heaven-er wait, credit for the things you did. I meant that. Ok, Guy who's about as moral in practice as God but pretends not to be... Believe it or not my morals in practice. We're opposites! Your purported morality is supposedly superior to God's but your morality in practice is THE SAME! Hey, who's well-being does this improve? NO ONES! Does this serve any high good other than stop someone who has nothing from attaining in a world where PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE AND HAVE DONE WORSE THINGS are HERALDED as idols. Actual gang-rape guy getting grinded on by models and you ain't doing anything to stop him. Are you watching him? You going to watch everyone?
Hym "Do I NEED to take it back to claim my eternal reward? If I repent will I be saved? Oh, surely my lord would redeem me were I sorry enough. Seriously. What is your POINT with all of this? You expect me to let you sit here and watch me forever? How long do you plan on keeping this up? And what happens after you're done? What's your endgame here? What lesson am I supposed to learn? Don't threatened or denigrate the people who engage in a targeted stalking and harassment campaign against you? What would YOU have done? WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN BETTER! You wouldn't have handled it any better! You likely wouldn't have even figured it out."
by Hym Iam September 1, 2023
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take me back

When the mentally disabled indian k-pop wannabe girl that deserves a straighjacket especially after seeing her insta posts where the bitch cant make a normal fucking face decieves my nigga, who genuinely cared but was used a convenience. shes also very likely to make a fake k-pop bf.
by harveyyyyuaghhdshds September 7, 2023
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I'm taking the bus

Gay "code" for saying you're about to go and get sodomized.
Where you going?

I'm taking the bus

Well alright, be careful son
by AJiwnl September 18, 2023
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An expression used by Trixie Mattel to make fun of or parodise something in a stereotypical southern american accent
Person 1: „Why do these gay people need a parade, why do they need to be so in your face about it?“
Person 2 (with irony): „If you want my gun, try and take it“
by Langiuca October 3, 2023
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