misfortune porn

porn of the character misfortune. lol

oh look, misfortune has nice knockers

yep she suuuure dus

gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno

by upursm8 February 3, 2020

Porn

A word used to describe how pimped out someone is in the current moment.

Child - "Hey mom! You look very porn."

Mom- "What is that supposed to mean?"
Child - "Pimped Out Right Now, dumbass."

by pimp3d0ut January 26, 2023

Porn

What your single and newly divorced 7 marriages your a mistake we tried to abort you father watches.

I watched some good porn last night.

by Dr Philly Jr SUBSCIBE BITCHES June 29, 2018

Pressure Washing Porn

When one has a fetish for the look of surfaces that have recently been pressure washed. Especially those with either before and after or mid way through pictures.

"I know this may seem weird, but every time I see pressure washing porn I always blow my load!!"

"I told my wife that I like pressure washing porn and she bought me a brand new pressure washer for my birthday!!"

by whowouldathunkit65984 August 20, 2013

Troll porn

A provocative post where you see a maximum disruption and argument. Finding it enjoyable and pleasurable. Witnessing the art of trolling.

That one post was full of troll porn, couldn't keep my eyes off it.

by Wonder_ May 21, 2016

Porn

Your probibly in 4th grade in electonics day with your friends trying to see girls get rammed so you can get your little dingers hard

Hey 4th grade companion lets fo look up porn on the urban dictionary !

by im extremely cool December 16, 2021

porn

Safe for everyone-
Kids, adults, teens, elderly and even animals!

While I go shopping I put porn on my phone and give it to my toddler to watch.

by Anonymous399199 March 23, 2022