Hit and Run

When you hit it and leave quickly often due to the person having a spouse or some form of partner.

“Man, did you hear about Jessica? She got into multiple hit and runs this week with the same guy”
“Damn that’s crazy”

by Lizard24 April 20, 2024

Hit and run

A sexual encounter that is ended abruptly due to an oncoming bowel movement resulting in termination of the coital encounter.

“I wasn’t about to murder a brown snake in her toilet so I pulled a hit and run”

by OHI3H February 07, 2018

hit and run

where you impregnate a girl and leave her

guy 1: yoo did you hear about the hit and run that happened with jack
guy 2: yeah, it was crazy

by Lenny cash March 31, 2019

Hit and Run

Having sex with a girl than disappearing, never to be seen again.

I met up with this girl I met on tinder but didn’t have any condoms so I had to hit and run.

by December 10, 2023

shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 25, 2021

Crystal Run

a euphemism for having sex

Josh: Yo I'm about to do a Crystal Run
Brock: GG, hope you drop alloy ;)

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 10, 2023