Potato Jeremys

(noun)

A literal and verbose way of saying fries, usually said by those of rural background.

Cashier: "You want fries with that?"

Customer: *in a high pitched intellectual voice*
"Where I’m from, we call fries Potato Jeremys!"

Cashier: *in an angry voice* "Where the FUCK are you from?!"

by Goot_63 December 22, 2024

Pitito Potato

Like tomato tomato but better. Pronounced puh-tee-toe puh-tah-toe

Person 1. Hello Fred

Person 2. Actually it’s spelt with a p
Person 1. Pitito potato

by Flem Flam December 30, 2024

Potato Angel

A very attractive bald woman.

The "potato" part of the name is in reference to the smoothness and shape of her bald head.

I'd fuck the shit out of that potato angel

by GlazeDiver December 30, 2024

Potato

1. A starchy root vegetable

2. A computer, machine or connection that is lacking in processing power or speed

3. A bland, plain person.

1. "I love me a baked potato"

2. "bro this video is like 2 fps. are you running this on a potato"

3. "I'm such a potato"

by arandomlurker January 6, 2025

Baked Potato

The act of a person with Down syndrome getting high

I know I want to make my brother a baked potato

by Rosstherubberchicken October 17, 2019

potatoe

the irish potatoe of swidish noises

man i have that potatoe

by Mesicmania October 24, 2019

Potato fetus

Potato fetus is when a fat women has a hairy coochie that smells like bunions

Ewww all I can smell is potato fetus

by RubberDuckEater69 October 27, 2019