potato

1. A phone, computer, or other electronic device which has such a level of inferiority so as to inflict rage upon the user and/or content viewer

2. A person who has Down's Syndrome or a similar genetic defect

1. This computer is such a potato! It won't even load Word right!

2. I hate that I have to walk down the potato aisle every day to get to class.

by Anti-Antidote October 20, 2016

potato alarm clock

When someone wakes you up by shoving a potato up your ass, removes it, and makes mashed potatoes with it.

Logan woke up to a potato alarm clock on the day of thanksgiving. Those mashed potatoes were the best I ever had!

by Hoeazzbetch November 23, 2021

Potato

An extremely offensive term used as hate speech against people of color

James: can you pass me the orange juice?

Rebecca: no because you're a potato.

Carlos: Dame el jugo, por favor.

Stephanie: yikes not you speaking potato

by Zabej February 27, 2023

Potato

The best thing you can be

IMA POTATO

by Potato~Chan July 10, 2019

grassy potato

An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.

Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.

by _theniggafigga_ November 14, 2015

Potato Effect

The theory that potato's are like whore's in that they're ugly things that people like to "do" stuff with just like sluts

Uck, Mark is in love with Christa, she lays a guy every day but she's uglier than ape shit.
Dude potato effect blows.

by awesomepichickeninja November 25, 2010

Potato Day

A day off from work where you do nothing unless you absolutely have to.

Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.

by IbaItsuki January 6, 2023