Penis Stick

A penis stick, is a common work for a dildo.

Singular: Yo TuDz, see that guy over there . . . He used a penis stick on his bitch.

Plural: Sup TuDz, them manz ova dere is penis sticks.

by TuDz - October 25, 2008

cheesy penis

When you are trying to get wip cream but you accidentally grab spray cheese and spray it on your dick to make things kinky

So Steve accidentally grabbed the spray cheese least night instead of wip cream, it tasted hecka nastttty.

He gave that cheesy penis...

by saggytaco March 12, 2015

duck penis

To twist a mans erect penis in a corkscrew motion until he orgasms using both hands with only the head inserted in the twisters mouth. Similar to wringing a wet towel with both hands.

She gave him a duck penis and he immediately shot his load.

by T S D c February 5, 2017

penis captain

one who is captain of their own, or a fleet of penis.

That salty sailor is one hell of a penis captain

by penis flock o plinco penis March 8, 2011

pocket penis

A pocket penis is when your dick is bigger than an elephants nose and can potentially crawl out of you pants pocket.

Damn i saw Jack walkin around with what looked like a pocket penis!

by jiggernuggen February 5, 2014

penis portal

Another term for a girl who sleeps around.

After having sex with her boyrfriend in the bar bathroom, Penelope, being the penis portal that she is, left to go have sex with her best friend's boyfriend that same night.

by Capri Baker April 25, 2006

My penis

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

by Plane Jewus October 7, 2021