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Ball Bobbing

Ball Bobbing

When Partner A puts their testicles in a container filled with water, Partner B then has to bob for them like apples
Marcus: Dude! Jessica bobbed for my balls like apples last night, was some total ball bobbing!
Jeff: What the fuck
by ieatfatballs March 8, 2024
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Uncle Bob

Uncle Tom but specifically for white people
Margaret.. For the 50th time.. I enjoy seeing other white boys get beaten up on Twitter! I'M AN UNCLE BOB.
by TheeUncleBob April 20, 2023
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bob blog

A certain kind of blog that was just recently named. Primarily, a bob blog is a blog that was either just created and has no content, or was created a long time ago and still has no content. Can also be called a derelict blog.
n00b1: dude, h4\/3 u s33n th4t n3\/\/ 808 8|0g?

n00b2: \/\/h|c|-| 0/\/3?
A certain kind of blog that was just recently named. Primarily, a bob blog is a blog that was either just created and has no content, or was created a long time ago and still has no content. Can also be called a derelict blog.
by morguepie August 6, 2008
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Bob

by Syura- November 3, 2022
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Bob Ross

Bobby Rosses
Bob Ross cleaned the grass with forks.
by Bobby Rosses May 2, 2022
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Bob

A man who loves to Watch Bob the builder and when you watch the show with him he will all ways say Bob the builder can he fix it Bob the builder yes he can
Hey Bob wana watch Bob the builder Bob Bob the builder can he fix it Bob the builder yes he can
by Big man 5000 November 19, 2020
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Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
by Stoney69 June 19, 2019
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