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National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.
I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.
by Tctc engineer May 30, 2018
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National go homo day

It's on April 25th and its when you have to turn completely gay for a day if ur already gay then go strait U HAVE TO SUCK COCK
Aye what day is it? National go homo day. SUCK ME OFF NOW
by Fuck a rat May 25, 2018
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National beat Thomas day

You can beat anyone named Thomas’s ass
I just beat Thomas’s ass because today’s national beat Thomas day
by National _____ day !! April 18, 2020
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National Beat a Furry Year

2022 is beat a furry year. Beat them up and they cannot stop you!
Thanks to National Beat a Furry Year, I can beat up furrys all year!
by tjib December 6, 2021
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National kiss Jadon day

Everyone must kiss big man Jadon on his gamer lips on Oct.21
I can’t wait for national kiss Jadon day!!!
by BALLSACK MAN YE October 18, 2019
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National Roblox Girlfriend day

Today is national Roblox Girlfriend day so go celebrate your roblox gf
“Ayoo bro i gotta go play roblox with my roblox gf” “why?” “Because its national Roblox Girlfriend day
by urmom07 August 1, 2021
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Grand National Knob Jockey

Meaning 1:
A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse. Similar to Knob Jockey but to an extreme level.

Meaning 2:
An anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is ridden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard. A Knob Jockey of the highest order could compete at a national level.
Example 1:
Tony: That lad is some Grand National Knob Jockey.
Pat: Oh stop I’d say he never gets off it!

Example 2:
Hank: What is the Gibbins lad like?
Harry: Well to be honest, se is no less than a Grand National Knob Jockey!
by Horsebox Harry October 25, 2006
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