Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

Mexican shmeat meat by Sarakarenjanicegabby May 7, 2017

mexican sword fight

When two people smash glass bottles for fighting purposes

"Hey man check it out. There's a Mexican Sword Fight going on outside"

mexican sword fight by 1gqry236 May 17, 2017

mexican blow fish 

When a white female sucks a Mexicans dick

Last night we heard Mary sucked David's dick

also known as Mexican blow fish

mexican blow fish by user 453722 May 19, 2017

Mexican carpool 

When 2 or more Mexicans are on a riding lawnmower at the same time.

I just saw a Mexican carpool. They were on their way to work today.

Mexican carpool by Tatlaz June 5, 2017

mexican roll-off 

When you have two people equally good at rolling, and neither potential roller wants too.

Spam: "Do y'all wanna roll?"

Jomesly and idabeth "Nah we good."

All : " I guess we got ourselves a Mexican roll-off"

mexican roll-off by City fuck June 18, 2017

mexican poison

Another name for Tequila.

Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"

mexican poison by Lalalalala3 June 27, 2017

mexican rainforest 

To take very smell shit in a bathroom, right before or while someone else baths or showers in it. The steam amplifies the shit stench.

I left a Mexican rainforest for my wife.

mexican rainforest by Dirty Mormon July 3, 2017