by bigmommagirl March 16, 2020
Get the Corona-school mug.welcome to hampstead school, the year 11 boys are all wet and predators and rapists when it comes to the year9s. they’re only bad in hampstead but when they step out it’s a diff story and they all wear blue coats like say they’re power rangers. the year9 girls are done out and they’re begs. the year 10s jus do there own thing and don’t care bout no one. the skls dun out the teachers are on ur dick 24s
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Get the Indian School mug.A new way to learn during the COVID-19 pandemic, online school is, for most students, either the best thing that's ever happened to them or a living nightmare. You could play games, eat snacks, or watch videos during a zoom call and nobody would ever know, but then again you can't spend time with others or really learn with the same engagement as before. There are pros and cons to online school, but overall it depends on the personal preference of the individual.
"Ugh I have online school again today."
"Why don't you just play siege with me?"
"Ah alright, it's not like I can focus on the work anyways."
"Why don't you just play siege with me?"
"Ah alright, it's not like I can focus on the work anyways."
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by One in 8 billion March 23, 2023
Get the school cromebook mug.A haven of "high"-achievers, where our proudest achievement is the "education" of Mini-Morgz and David Waring, who is running to become the dictator of Eckington in the May local elections.
Was going to be visited by Princess Diana, however some scallys (Prince Phillip & Queen Liz) nicked her exhaust manifold in Paris causing her to swerve into oncoming traffic in '97.
Used to be run by the Laird Patrick Cummings, however he succumbed to a fatal coup in 2018 led by Alison Burgess, who proceeded to instigate 3 devastating genocides on the school's special-ed department. Fortunately she herself was couped in 2020, beheaded by former army officer Nick J Melson (he was in the army once you know).
Since then, Eckington School has been racked by political instability and civil wars between rival headmasters, resulting in countless resignations and firings. This has been reflected in the UN's recent OFSTED report, ranking it below Yemen in its human rights rating. 20% of students are suffering from a water shortage, and the other 80% are in a constant state of flooding. It is reported that at least a third of Eckington students have lost at least one limb to the school's usage of landmines in an effort to prevent students standing on the grass.
After an attempt to provide the school with Humanitarian Aid by the Liberal Democrats, the school was deemed to dangerous an area to operate within, forcing the Lib Dems to retreate, vowing that "next we'll definitely win, we promise".
Was going to be visited by Princess Diana, however some scallys (Prince Phillip & Queen Liz) nicked her exhaust manifold in Paris causing her to swerve into oncoming traffic in '97.
Used to be run by the Laird Patrick Cummings, however he succumbed to a fatal coup in 2018 led by Alison Burgess, who proceeded to instigate 3 devastating genocides on the school's special-ed department. Fortunately she herself was couped in 2020, beheaded by former army officer Nick J Melson (he was in the army once you know).
Since then, Eckington School has been racked by political instability and civil wars between rival headmasters, resulting in countless resignations and firings. This has been reflected in the UN's recent OFSTED report, ranking it below Yemen in its human rights rating. 20% of students are suffering from a water shortage, and the other 80% are in a constant state of flooding. It is reported that at least a third of Eckington students have lost at least one limb to the school's usage of landmines in an effort to prevent students standing on the grass.
After an attempt to provide the school with Humanitarian Aid by the Liberal Democrats, the school was deemed to dangerous an area to operate within, forcing the Lib Dems to retreate, vowing that "next we'll definitely win, we promise".
No, I don't want to go to Eckington School, I'd rather go to the Kabul Taliban School for Terrorists!
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