Spitty hit

A small yet POWERFUL hit from a bong, pipe, joint etc. that may or may not hit u back much harder.

I have asthma so I can only take spitty hits

I don’t wanna get that high will u just pack me a spitty hit

by Cooter check February 11, 2021

Hit the tables

Play in the casino.

We should hit the tables. Maybe get something out of this. You want to talk about that, I'll be down at the tables. (Unsolved TV Show, episode 2)

by Chingachguk May 19, 2018

Hit bottom

take a shit (cuz your ass hits the toilet seat)

Dude, let's go to that party.
Okay, first I gotta go hit bottom.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 30, 2021

hit a couple

To play tennis.

Hey Lily do you wanna hit a couple with me?

by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia October 10, 2008

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

Hit

To fuck something/someone.

Person 1: Dude, would you hit that?

Person 2: I'd hit that so hard, if you could pull me out, you'd be the king of England.

by Gabe Unick March 4, 2009

z-chara board hit

(N.B: this definition, with no offense meant to Zdeno Chara of The Boston Bruins or anyone else on The Boston Bruins organization, is named after Zdeno Chara's now infamous (among Montreal Canadiens fans at least) hit on Max Pacioretty during the 2010-2011 NHL season).

in the NHL, a type of (intentional?) boarding the point of which is to (intentionally?) injure the player of the opposing team.

Shame on you dear Mr Gary Bettman for not having suspended Zdeno Chara for more games after his infamous z-chara board hit on Max Pacioretty. The NHL is not a roman gladiator arena.

by Sexydimma July 23, 2014