back pocket guy

Or just "back pocket".

(Derogatory)

1. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit so that she could tap into in times of need.

2. One of the guys a woman keeps platonically in her orbit to possibly, one day, marry or get into a relationship with when she's old enough and the security alarm of settling down becomes too loud to ignore.

Also see: (beta) orbiter ; white knight

- When she doesn't hook up or spend the night with anyone, Maria calls one of her back pocket guys to give her a ride from the club.

- If push comes to shove, in tens years, you'll probably still have your back pockets.

by SomewhereElse January 13, 2017

mr. british guy

A person that two kids made up in third grade

I am Mr. British guy

by jaeli_joy January 10, 2018

A guy named Brent

Always wants to arm wrestle at any get together

A guy named Brent wanting to arm wrestle at every single party

by Chupapi munyano guy August 6, 2022

To Lunch that guy in the face

To slap someone in the face with a lunch tray. Typically reserved for someone who is a total douche, when a traditional punch just won't do.

I bet even Gandhi would love To Lunch that guy in the face

by RedMcSwordHands May 13, 2017

Ethan 69 guy

The person that LOVES urban dictionary definitions (69) and has a mind that is very dirty will lick you nonstop

Ethan is really an Ethan 69 guy.

by Other Ethan November 9, 2021

Blue fun guy

A reference to shrooms as they are a blue fungi. After being exposed to air, psilocin, an active chemical in shrooms, oxidizes and turns blue in color. This makes shrooms bluish in color.

“Did you meet the blue fun guy yesterday?”
“Yeah, and he sent me to the moon.”

by Dexan the 1 and 0n14 February 12, 2020

The guy next to me

Is most likely gay and his parents dont love him.

you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.

I hate The guy next to me

by wee woo October 29, 2021