scuttering fuck

The least amount of fucks it is possible to give, usually used in anger and most certainly not complaintry

New reader: Call in and let us know what you think
Bigoted half wit: *Ill informed rant*
Person: Why should I give a scuttering fuck what some fucking hyped up bigoted half wit thinks about fucking anything

by Bandit, the Fearless Ferret January 31, 2016

fuck nigget

When you fuck a black girl while eating chicken nuggets.

Me- I just did a fuck nigget

Carl- what's that
Me- when u fuck a black girl while eating chicken nuggets

by Bignigga23 November 18, 2018

squish fuck

A needy little bitch who doesn't wear the pants in the relationship. A person who acts like they are king shit till they get home to get railed by a strap on. A person who buys expensive Body building supplements but is build like a bird. A person who loses their turn with their spouse.

That guy is a total squish fuck.

Don't act like a squish fuck.

Be a man, not a squish fuck.

by Chicken wizard July 25, 2017

Fuck Chris

Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!

Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.

by fuckchrisindeed July 27, 2017

Fucked up

An expression used when emotions are majorly flipped to a negative and un-positive form. "Fucked up" is mostly used in emotional and unhappy situations caused by another person's decision or another person's unfortunate experience causing the other to feel upset and very sad. It could be used as an expression regarding trauma with bad experiences with people or events. Therefore, "Fucked up" is primarily used as an expression and/or emotion and feeling.

"Damn dude, saw Olivia today out at the mall with her friends, I can't move on from her man, I love her so much... she got me "Fucked up"...

by Youngboy Broke Again October 10, 2018

Barn fuck

A sexual act of a person sneaking to a barn and having intercourse with a truck slut or even the barn animals.

Caleb and ben snuck out to enjoy a yummy barn fuck

by Urbanbky123456 October 24, 2018

Fucking the Duck

Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.

Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."

by jg357 November 11, 2018