Sleeping dragon

When you have a stomach bug and shit yourself in your sleep and stay asleep through it.

I had a bad stomach bug last week and woke up to a sleeping dragon.

by Ghostfart April 6, 2022

Lord Dragon Cock

A man named Jason Freeland whom has a Lord Dragon Cock. His cock has girth and is long. It roars, and breathes fire . It shoots super long , and says I am Lord Dragon Cock .

Top of the morning to you Lord Dragon Cock !

by Ultra Violet July 26, 2022

Red Dragon

the best martial artist, and THE sex king

gouen-Hello, sex king can you lick my pussy ?
Red dragon- of course my love

by APAPAPAP,ARXHGOS January 6, 2022

《¤》Dragon 《¤》drago《¤》Drago《¤》

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0: 《¤》Dragon 《¤》drago《¤》Drago《¤》

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Dragon Boating

Two old lady lesbians going down hard on each other. Like motorboating but with extra skin flapping around (neck, arm, jowls, etc..)

Those old dikes were dragon boating the shit out of each other.

by PartyTimeRex666 March 20, 2025

dragon zelda

my wife :3

them: dragon zelda??
me: MY WIFE!!!!!!!! :D

by angelthesquid June 29, 2024

Dragon

Dragon dez nuts across yo face. disrespectful or respectfully based on da man.

who’s the dragon right next to you?

what dragon?
DRAGON DEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE

by iloveborderbunnies!! October 11, 2023