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crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.
As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.
by themetalmystic March 12, 2017
mugGet the crack dandermug.

National Crack Kylan day

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan
Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day
by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025
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Crack-tivities

The act of doing activities on crack (cocaine)
P1: Emily is such a crack head
P2: Bitch, she ain’t done any crack-tivities
by Thubby_master August 9, 2020
mugGet the Crack-tivitiesmug.

Crack whore

Eva warren woke up 20 minutes before leavening and turned up to college looking like a crack whore
by Notttavailableeee December 3, 2019
mugGet the Crack whoremug.

Crack townin'

When someone says or does something stupid in an attempt to look cool.
Judy just went crack townin' at the bar. She yelled real loud and looked crazy to try to impress Jim.
by Me=word plug June 9, 2018
mugGet the Crack townin'mug.

locker room crack

Those little chunks of white deodorant that's on the floor and in the lockers of a locker room. Often times they resemble lines of cocaine when they're smeared or smudged.
"Dude what is this white shit in my locker?"

"That's probably locker room crack."

"Crack? Really?"

"No it's deodorant, but it sure does look like crack."
by JuanManClaus June 1, 2019
mugGet the locker room crackmug.

aloe crack

Her aloe crack is the best chapstick in the world
by Ravenjade February 2, 2022
mugGet the aloe crackmug.

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