cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.

"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."

by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

He's cracked

Mostly used in pvp/shooter games such as Call of Duty, Apex Legends, Fortnite, etc. when a player breaks another player's shields and is most likely low in health

"Lets rush him, I hit him for 120 bro he's cracked, he should be low!"

by liveyourlyfe September 4, 2025

My ass crack day

sniff yo ass crack in October 20

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"

by muíamor October 19, 2019

cracks my shorts

When a guy spots a beautiful woman and he starts to get an erection so his penis pokes thru the hole in front of his underwear.

"Oh wow. She was is so sexy, she cracks my shorts".

by Square head April 30, 2012

Fat and crack stinks

Chermside road woman with the mouth from the boneyard.

Fat and crack stinks blabbin to cops again

by Ipswixhfunny November 17, 2023

Crack Cameras

When the average person (friend or relative) has way too many cameras around their house or appartment capturing every angle of their property. A paranoid person, hiding being caught doing stuff they shouldn't be doing.

Someone hit my car when it was parked in front of my neighbor's house with all of the Crack Cameras so I asked him if he wouldn't mind checking to see who hit me.

by ShuggaSlim April 7, 2023