When one speaks a thought and immediately regrets it, wishing their mouth had stayed firmly closed whilst being mercilessly mocked.
In the Tough Arms pub...
Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...
Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"
Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse
Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."
Me:
Thinks:
"WOW This place reminds me of the sixties"...
Says:
"Hey guys - let's finish our drinks, go to the park and put daffodils in our hair!!!"
Guys:
Mirthful scorn and abuse
Me:
Thinks:
"Fuck. I just had a no-brain moment..."
by PCPuss May 13, 2009
Get the no-brain momentmug. Argument made by a brain-fucker. Usually consists of: (1) emotional rhetoric that contain few (if any) facts, (2), conspiracy theories and accusations against opponents that are not supported by evidence, (3) arguments that opponents are members of "discredited" groups (i.e. globalists, liberals, racists, etc.)
"I heard (so-and-so) say that Mexicans should be kept out of the US because they are all rapists and murderers!"
"That's a load of brain-fuck!"
"That's a load of brain-fuck!"
by Dr Wierdsmith December 14, 2019
Get the brain-fuckmug. by qazx528 June 26, 2010
Get the brain tubmug. What are you doing even talking about flame brain (someone that didn’t know what the fuck is going on) :((((
by Pheobe98 February 13, 2021
Get the Flame Brainmug. The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.
Person A: I just hit a deer.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.
Person B: Was it a duck?
Person A: No, but I wish it was.
Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.
by Chuck80 December 6, 2011
Get the split brainingmug. A phase in life when you stay up till past bootycall o’clock with friends and start going insane to the point where you can cry about life and how you still a single Pringle in a world of 9 billion people then slowly recall into the darkness of sleep.
by Karma-Lina February 26, 2018
Get the brain dedmug. A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.
by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023
Get the Monkey-brainmug.