Dick in ASS

Expresses amazement to something unexpected, both good and bad.

"Look out for that deer!"
"DICK IN ASS"

"DICK IN ASS... I GOT AN 'A' IN SCIENCE."

by Anonymous May 13, 2004

Ass

Your butt or also known as your Air / Shit / Separator

He was puhing out a loud blast when his ass (Air / Shit / Separator ) stopped a log form shotting out.

by B-G hawg October 18, 2006

ass

french-english for what you see with

I can't see. I got my overpriced french wine in wy ass.

by newt January 6, 2007

Ass Well

The act of having a deep or wide butthole.

Guy #1: Woah how was butt sex ?
Guy #2: It was ok, but she had an ass well so i could tell a lot of other guys had been there before me.

by Hairtiehighfive April 21, 2011

ass-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus

My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.

by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

ass burn

what you say in georgia for some asprin

Asprin:sum thing used to care headaeds

jimmy:Got dam it, it you don't go down there to that store and get me some assburn i will kick your ass

by funkyduckys September 17, 2005

tight-assed

be tight-arsed or tight-assed(British & Australian, very informal, American, very informal)

to be worried about small details that are not important.

Cambridge International Dictionary of Idioms © Cambridge University Press 1998

Don't ask Jack to get involved, he's so tight-assed and really irritating.

by dulcederonda January 30, 2008