Death

What happens when you get too old and fat

You: is that guy really dead?
Other guy: yea his death date was June 30 2022

by MarioMax12345 July 1, 2022

DEATH LAUNCH

When your drunk and you send an embarrassing text to your girlfriend/boyfriend and he/she remembers but you dont.

Girl: he went out with his mates last night.

Friend: oh right what happened?

Girl: he sent me a DEATH LAUNCH!!

Friend: how bad was it?

Girl: Bad, but at least he wont remember!!!

by The Unforgetable June 1, 2011

Blue screen of death

A program that triggers when you are doing something important. It was implemented back in windows 1.0. It is the annoyance of many but no one can do anything.

(On a video chat) I love yo-AHHH A BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH :(

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

Dark Death

Dark Death is an underground Metal Band (one man band) project created by a guy named “Luna”, it mix atmospheric BM, Black Metal and other subgenres of the black metal

“wtf is Dark Death?”
Oh Dark Death is a Metal Band!

by Hsaxx October 23, 2023

Cowboy Death

Used to describe the inordinate amount of time in can take for an extremely pissed person to stop talking and fall asleep. Derived from old cowboy films where a hero was shot and would then talk about life and the universe for ages in an attempt to give their death meaning and generate sympathy.

I wish he'd shut the fuck up and stop with the Cowboy Death.

by JWW32 December 24, 2021

Death

Oooo... Yeah... In retrospect, that doesn't sound very good...

Hym "I don't know... I came to terms with my death at a very young age. I actually came to terms will everyone else's death at a very young age. And I had no idea how any of this would land but as long as I get you to turn to someone and say 'Who the fuck is this guy? Where the fuck is this guy?' My goal is accomplished. You know, Jordan bitches incessantly about anonymous trolls but what I'm dealing with in real life is a more egregious version of EXACTLY THAT THING that you're bitching about. You don't need to read this and you don't need to be on Twitter. I do need to show up to work tonight. AND I'm pretty sure you all left me to die just there. Like, is that not what happened. I was being robbed. Could have been dying. You all left me to die. So... I would say that we're even."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2023

brown ring of death

When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.

I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch

by Seresan July 12, 2024