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December 1

Girl-can I kiss you

Jackson- why
Girl-it’s December 1!
by Rebeccrackhead November 30, 2020
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1-800

An indicator that the phone number that has 1-800 in it is probably crappy.
Ad: CALL 1-800-GOT-JUNK!
Jamal: Fuck off, low budget advertisement having-ass bitch!
by trenchman February 14, 2020
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1
1
by Random Guy... February 28, 2020
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Section 1

The section in the school lunchroom that gets called for everything unlike section 3
Section 1 library passes
Section 3: This is common
by baconaspk March 13, 2020
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The 2 C’s and 1 K

Some annoying twins and a girl. They’re the teachers pet but secretly hate him. One twin likes the girl the others gay.
Person 1: hey did you hear Cheri and Cyrus date? Person 2: yea what about kaleb? The other twin person 1: Oh,That niqqa dead Person 2: Oh they were the 2 C’s and 1 K.
by Niggawhyuneeed know March 15, 2020
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1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.
Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.
by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020
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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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