Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us

A song about sucking dick for cocaine.

Man, I really love the song Honey this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us on the first studio album from the American rockband my chemical romance.

by bbbasic October 18, 2020

Two Man

When you want to go out with a stranger for the first time but you are scared he could be a murderer so you bring your girlfriend and ask the guy to bring a guy for her so the chances of being killed lower

“Hey do you wanna go on a two man Saturday I’m scared to meet this man”

by Gossipgirl2005 March 28, 2025

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

BLUE TEXT

Blue Text: "for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies." is now blue text!

by Blue Text May 22, 2021

Two-for-one discount

When you kill 2 targets in one shot somehow.

Woah, I got two kills in one, talk about a two-for-one discount.

by GummyBoi June 30, 2023

two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child

Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!

by bruno gaboni April 2, 2018

Cut From Two Different Cloths

Raised in the same era with a different mentality than others not raised the same mostly in a positive way big on loyalty and respect. Stand on business not the same as others leading always !

Omg did you see how they handled that yeah I woulda never did that that’s out of pocket we “CUT FROM TWO DIFFERENT CLOTHS” don’t compare me to them

by Oh yop February 19, 2022

Two

The amount of genders There are

Gay retard: There's 100000 Genders

Me(an in tellectual): there are only Two Genders Fucktard niggerfaggot!

by Setitoof August 21, 2020