Bird

Jail time, or a jail sentence.
From Cockney rhyming slang

birdlime = jail time

Me: "Did you hear the knicked my man?"
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"

That geezer got a bird

by makkathedapperyungtrapper December 2, 2020

bird

Penis

His bird is apparently big, so big that you can clearly see where it's "parked"... That bulge says it all!

by WordBuzz November 27, 2020

The Biggest bird

the biggest man in the room, the coolest handsomest guy.

Remy Kushner is the biggest bird

by etotheg February 22, 2023

Singing Bird

The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.

*High pitched screech*

Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?

by PeckerWrecker69 May 24, 2018

For the birds

Something that is unimportant, or is not worth your time.

"Tipping servers is for the birds"

by Imagination Monster January 21, 2024

Bird

A government drone used for spying

Jerald: WATCH OUT IT'S A BIRD
Bob: what's so bad about birds?
Ethan: Don't you know it's a government spy?

by Robertlew October 17, 2020

Social Media Bird

An individual who expresses meaningless, unimportant advice or opinions constantly on social media, essentially showing them as a “chirping” bird

Person 1: “why is this guy/girl posting sm abt how nowadays females/niggas ain’t shit”

Person 2: they’re a social media bird, ignore em

by ifwerebeingveryhonest7 July 19, 2023