love triangle

The only thing worse than the friend zone. Usually fated to occur when two best friends who like a person of the opposite gender. Either resolves in the friendship being destroyed or neither one getting the girl. Either way, everyone loses.

Best friend 1: Hey man you been interested in anyone lately?
Best friend 2: Yeah man, (insert girl's name here) is pretty cute, I think I'm gonna ask her out.
Best friend 1: OH MOTHER FUCK, ANOTHER LOVE TRIANGLE

by wellthissucksalot October 8, 2012

bare love

to love something/someone alot

"I bare love that girl"

by Louise Babeeeeeee. June 15, 2008

Love Diet

Your so in love / obessesed you loose your appetite for food and only eat because you have to.

Hey girl, EAT UP!!
No, i can't i think i have a case of the love diet *pupils turn into hearts*

by sicgirl August 28, 2007

love child

1) a child born to unmarried parents

The term is now also used jokingly to imagine what the combination of two people (more typically those who are unable to produce a child together) would look like.

Person 1: Omg, imagine if Jeff and Derek had a love child!

Person 2: YES, SIGN ME UP , THIS IS SOMETHING I NEED TO SEE!

by awbiscuits November 13, 2016

Love Monkey

A person who is always there for you! Who you can rely on. Their not bf or gf but they have the connection to be one to you. They are always happy and bubbly and are never upset.

Love Monkey1: Ohhh I am soo happy
Love Monkey2: Ohh soo am I
Love Monkey3: Im upset....
Love Monkey1&2: Whats wrong??!!??
Love Monkey3: I feel sick
Love Monkey1&2: Aww its ok we will take you to the hospital!

by savvygomanu801 October 14, 2011

Love butter

The white creamy juice that forms at the base of the penis during sex. It's the pussy juice changing color after being churned like butter

I love using love butter to lubricate a chicks clit......I also just like how it looks!!
B=======D

by rug dude October 9, 2014

violent love

An expression used to express loving someone too much. When you violent love someone, it's as if you can hug him or her for so long that they turn purple and die. Usually due to being cute.

John: I violent love my cat so much! Her funeral is tomorrow.

by Holmesy December 27, 2008