Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination
I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.
by Wick May 14, 2023
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Poo Noodle

Firstly, you simply raw dog somebody in the ass that hasn’t taken a shit in a while. Once you’re done you take your dick out of their ass and piss into their mouth. Poo in the shape of tiny noodles will come out of your urethra into their mouth.
Yo bro, you shoulda seen it last night. I raw dogged some bitch at a house party and then pissed into her mouth. Poo noodles came out!
by Xpenix99 January 12, 2021
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scooby-poo

a mysterious poop, a poop that has an unknown owner; a poop that is in the shape of a question mark
Josh: "Holy shit! Who left a huge fucking scooby-poo in the toilet?"
by supersayings October 07, 2022
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scooby-poo

a mysterious poop/a poop that has an unknown owner; poop that's in the shape of a question mark
Joshua: "Holy fuck! Who left a huge fucking scooby-poo in the toilet?!"

Noah: "Oh sweet, look at this fat scooby-poo I just laid!"
by supersayings October 07, 2022
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Ke$ha Poo

Glitter. It's glitter. Ke$ha physically discharges actual glitter from her body. It's a fact. I read it on Facebook.
"WOW! Your Ke$ha Poo eyeliner looks fantastic!"
by gerden December 06, 2021
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Penchy Poo

A penchy poo is a stubborn and weird fuck. Nothing they say makes sense but for some reason, it makes you intrigued. They're best known for their pranks and memes. Don't ever get one pregnant or else you'll never eat ketchup again.
"I'd do the dishes but I'm a penchy poo and don't do that kinda SHYT"
by Penchywhoo September 05, 2021
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Poo cube

A piece of faecal matter that either manifests itself - or is moulded by an external force - into a cubic shape
Damn bro, mum found the poo cube
by Stop eating my mum's ashes January 18, 2019
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