Michael Pena

Drinks hotdog water to stay hydrated during his basketball games. Rico hates him. Kinda slow too

You see that guy over there? Such a Michael Pena.

by BigNorth January 19, 2022

Michael-sexual

Michael sexual identification: an individual (of any gender) who had an attraction & sexual attraction to Michael Thomas however while any gender and personal may be attracted to Michael this sexuality may only be claimed via Alicia Gumm's.

Alicia is very attracted to Michael and only Michael so is Michael-sexual

by Slipthot November 23, 2022

Michael Pena

A guy who drinks hotdog water for hydration during basketball games. His brother Rico hates him.

“You see that light skinned guy over there? Such a Michael Pena.”

by BigNorth January 19, 2022

Michael

A “man” so ugly and unlikeable that even his own father would leave him for a bag of sand. Michael’s are most often homosexuals and like to drink their own Urin. If you see a Michael you better turn around and try to avoid him if that’s not possible try to scare him away with fire it’s a known fact that Michaels are afraid of fire and attractive women.

Look this guy has no dad he must be a Michael

by Oleg.mo1512 November 21, 2021

Michael

A Black nigga who's from Brooklyn Flashbush and big EBK even the biggest opp in the school

"Yo Michael what u jackin"

by Mjthelilgoat November 23, 2021

Michael P01

Born in England, this phrase usally refers to a right old cunt.
Can be used two ways.

That Michael P01 is a right cunt.

That John is a right P01.

by WATISTHGIS June 21, 2011

Michael claro

Paulina's shag partner at the back gates and also has other polski's on the side. Aaron cruthers and Gabriel's scooters boy friend.One of Pauline's 60 boyfriends

"Michael claro is gay"

by Owen fiddler September 16, 2021