emo hunk

Non-existing... All emos are anorxics whom are all malnorished so they stay so underwait midgets have like 20 pounds on them...

"Im such an emo hunk!" said the emo kid while flexing his 90 pound body.

by Loganisdbomb July 8, 2006

emo volcano

Prior to giving a hand job, the female slits her wrists with a razor, scissors, knife, keys, etc. When the hand job is being given, the blood flows onto the penis. The man then ejaculates, propelling both blood and semen into the air. The liquid then cools and dries and becomes igneous rock.

The anemic girl died moments after giving her dad the emo volcano.

by Oliver clothesoff August 22, 2014

emo zebra

A "Emo" covered in scars as in a zebra has stripes

That boys arm looks like a emo zebra pattern

by Aloisfancywhoretrancy November 15, 2017

Emo Emily

A blue haired, they/them who gets offended sarcasm

I told her I was being serious as a joke and she get mad, she’s such an “Emo Emily”

by david’s left nut February 6, 2022

emo dump

A sudden and surprising outpouring of emotional and/or circumstantial data.

"I just asked how he was doing. I wasn't expecting some huge emo dump."

by lovetrumpsfear October 12, 2014

midwestern emo

someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable of" to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success

Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head.."
*left on read*

by jupitershmupiter January 9, 2022

veteran-emo

a peson who was "emo" and now is not.

mike:"why isn't mary wearing black?"
joe:"that bitch is veteran-emo now"
mike:"okay mabe she will blow me now"

by Quincy dez nutz November 21, 2009