emo hunk

Non-existing... All emos are anorxics whom are all malnorished so they stay so underwait midgets have like 20 pounds on them...

"Im such an emo hunk!" said the emo kid while flexing his 90 pound body.

by Loganisdbomb July 8, 2006

veteran-emo

a peson who was "emo" and now is not.

mike:"why isn't mary wearing black?"
joe:"that bitch is veteran-emo now"
mike:"okay mabe she will blow me now"

by Quincy dez nutz November 21, 2009

poe-emo

a) A not so hardcore emo, or a poser of an emo like an emo bean

b) A poetic emo that talks about death and darkness

pernounced pweemo or p-oe--eem-oe

a)
Mark: hey sherry do u cut your wrists ?
Sherry: no of course not!
Mark: then why are you dressed like that you poe-emo!

b)
Betsy: reciting her poem..... death,skulls,death and darkness hide me from the world... kill me...take away my abiding scars..
Zach: O.K. then..thats a first class poe-emo

by stricky September 8, 2007

The Emo Fort

Referred to when someone is depressed or behaving negatively; the state of mind a person behaving said ways is in.

Pollyanna was really in the emo fort last week, wasn't she?

Oh yeah, she was moping around and she wouldn't talk to anyone.

by The Baconator June 11, 2008

emo volcano

Prior to giving a hand job, the female slits her wrists with a razor, scissors, knife, keys, etc. When the hand job is being given, the blood flows onto the penis. The man then ejaculates, propelling both blood and semen into the air. The liquid then cools and dries and becomes igneous rock.

The anemic girl died moments after giving her dad the emo volcano.

by Oliver clothesoff August 22, 2014

emo dump

A sudden and surprising outpouring of emotional and/or circumstantial data.

"I just asked how he was doing. I wasn't expecting some huge emo dump."

by lovetrumpsfear October 12, 2014

Emo Poser

Emo Poser: a person that wears emo cloths and claims to be sad eve tho nothing bad is there lifes. a loving family, friends, no bullys, people think their hot and have nothing wrong with them they are just going through a faze and yes teenager reading this its called a faze maybe you will grow up and get a life or continue being emo and maybe make it into the music industry, scream and have emo tween girls stalk you :D

emo poser: im so sad even tho my life is perfect

by poopisnotgoodtoeat October 11, 2015