Mechanical Chris

When you pin a person down into the doggy style position, spread their anus out with metal clamps, rub butter on their asshole walls as you pour hydrochloric acid and take a sandpaper dildo wrapped in barbed wire and go to town on them.

“Timmy, I swear to god if you don’t clean up your room I will give you a mechanical chris”

by MechanicalChrisLover May 25, 2024

Chris Johnson

Absolute fucking beast

Chris Johnson Usually says “do you want banging”
And “yes d feller”

by Big Chris December 2, 2019

Chris Kyle

To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.

"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

Chris Prime

Chris Prime is the lesser of the two Chris Primes. Chris Prime and Ultachris Prime are two different beings that rule over all of Christopia. Ultichris prime is the Supreme Leader of all of the Chris's. Whilst his lesser brother Chris Prime helps keep Christopia in check.

Ultichris Prime is so much more Superior than Chris Prime

by Barbruh January 26, 2021

Chris Berdnik

im scared to write something

chris berdnik can be so skibidi sometimes

by nickiminajismyfather June 1, 2024

Chris

A guy who gets sick every single day and stays home from school playing Fortnite

Chris is sick today

by Gejebe December 11, 2019

Chris browned

Chris browned is a filler word such as sort-of, it means to get beat-up, get jacked, messed-up, tricked, played, owned, dissed.

"did you see her after she got dissed?"

"yah bro, she got chris browned!"

by Pheonixx Skyy August 4, 2009