meat and two veg

(UK slang)
mens gentials

youwch, me meat and two veg!

by casey kocknobber June 11, 2003

reverse meat bubble

A reverse meat bubble is when you fart and you can "feel" it travel up your ass crack, like it was an actual bubble of gas.

Scott let a reverse meat bubble fly and the sensation was so strange to him that he went to the bathroom to make sure there was no "accident".

by Bubbleboy April 30, 2008

mediterranean meat hook

When a girl is riding her guy, he takes his index finger and shapes it into a hook. He then inserts it into her anus and lifts her up off of him.

Last night I gave your mom a mediterranean meat hook.

by Razor Train March 10, 2009

Screaming meat flaps

When a girl queefs very loudly

I fucked her so hard her screaming meat flaps started going

by Bunboy-troy September 23, 2016

Beating my meat

This is when you grab your erect penis and move your arm in a type of oscillatory motion. The meat being the penis and beating being another word for masturbation.

*Jerry sees a hot naked chick*

Jerry: Damn i wanna be beating my meat right now!
*Jerry proceeds to unbuckle his belt and take off his pants*
*Jerry firmly grasps his penis and starts beating it*

by Woketh Loops August 4, 2018

Meat Monster

The type of girl who wants some "man meat" so bad that she will do anything for it. A meat monster stops at nothing to get hard cock as soon as possible.

Mitch: "Yo Zack check out that girl, she looks like she is begging to get fucked"
Zack: "That is a true meat monster, and I'm gonna give it to her!"

by King Bossman March 25, 2010

Meat Mitten

A womans breasts.

Look at her meat mittens. They are huge.

by warsawwasraw September 17, 2010