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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
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Taking the monsters out of the penthouse.

The act of showing someone your balls without their request to see them. (Indecent exposure)
He was arrested for taking the monsters out of the penthouse.
by Inappropriate Amy October 16, 2023
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An expression used by Trixie Mattel to make fun of or parodise something in a stereotypical southern american accent
Person 1: „Why do these gay people need a parade, why do they need to be so in your face about it?“
Person 2 (with irony): „If you want my gun, try and take it“
by Langiuca October 3, 2023
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Take a Line

An accidental fusion of 'take a number' and 'get a line'. Coined by Jacksfilms and psychicpebbles together in Jack's video, "this game sucks (with psychicpebbles)".
"I'm good at going into debt and nothing else."
"Hey, take a line, buddy!"
by RubySunseto October 20, 2022
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taking an elvis

When you poop so hard you come close to passing out and dying.
Mary was sitting on the toilet and let out a scream as she pooped. I swear she was taking an Elvis and dying right there!
by BirndneckBenjy February 24, 2018
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