Invisble Monkey Slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.

Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

by Apakuni May 7, 2004

Jap Slap Trap

A devious sexual trap involving a females genitalia.

Emily:Hey Tyrone,get over you little ragamuffin.
Tyrone:Hell no Em,I don't want to be put in the Jap slap trap.

by Greg feeler October 6, 2012

slap n' leather

When you poop in a barrel and your cousin jumps into the barrel.

I went to a family-friendly concert and everyone was doing the slap n' leather

by Slap N' Leather Enthusiast January 23, 2018

Slap ass day

Slap ass

I loved when he used slap ass day

by Ass wanter October 16, 2019

creme pie slap

When a man is sexn with a woman and pulls out to squirt semen into his hand and uses it to give the woman a good firm slap to the face.

Damn look at that bitch looks like she just been hit with the creme pie slap.

by marlin ashore December 3, 2007

Soapy Hand Slap

The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.

Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)

Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.

Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)

Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?

Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).

Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.

by blackholepcs July 11, 2009

slap jawed faggot

Any beeatch who cannot hang with Jesse the Body and pack a fat wad of Redman in his cheek knowing that in so doing he automatically exalts himself as a sexual tyranosaurus.

Yer all a bunch of Slap Jawed Faggots! This stuff will make a sexual tyranosaurus out of ya, like me! :)

by chaos reigns June 21, 2006