sprinkler system slap

As u are getting head from ur gf, a random girl, or ........other... as ur moment of truth comes to put the creamer in the coffee let her kno its time and whip ur tower of power all over the place while smacking her in the face at the same time
as the man was getting his rim job of doom he whipped his monkey out of its cave did a full 360 spin and preformed a sprinkler system slap all over his womans face!!! wat a boss :D
by shadow of life November 05, 2009
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Slapping The Post Office

"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"
by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011
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Jap Slap Trap

A devious sexual trap involving a females genitalia.
Emily:Hey Tyrone,get over you little ragamuffin.
Tyrone:Hell no Em,I don't want to be put in the Jap slap trap.
by Greg feeler October 06, 2012
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slap n' leather

When you poop in a barrel and your cousin jumps into the barrel.
I went to a family-friendly concert and everyone was doing the slap n' leather
by Slap N' Leather Enthusiast January 23, 2018
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Invisble Monkey Slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
by Apakuni May 07, 2004
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Slap ass day

by Ass wanter October 16, 2019
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creme pie slap

When a man is sexn with a woman and pulls out to squirt semen into his hand and uses it to give the woman a good firm slap to the face.
Damn look at that bitch looks like she just been hit with the creme pie slap.
by marlin ashore November 09, 2007
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