An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
by Apakuni May 7, 2004
Get the Invisble Monkey Slapmug. This is where a bitch/your bitch says or does some crazy shit and you dislike it very strongly so the only thing your thinkin is ima slap this bitch, It's the number one most important mission at the time.
Operation Slap That Bitch
"I came home at 2am last night and my bitch went off says who you been with, where you been and a bunch of other shit, so I thought to myself Operation Slap This Bitch is a green for go and I slapped the fuck out my bitch.... think the lesson sunk in, but I wanted to make sure so I did it again.
"I came home at 2am last night and my bitch went off says who you been with, where you been and a bunch of other shit, so I thought to myself Operation Slap This Bitch is a green for go and I slapped the fuck out my bitch.... think the lesson sunk in, but I wanted to make sure so I did it again.
by A-Pimp-Named-Slick-Back June 30, 2014
Get the Operation Slap That Bitchmug. Emily:Hey Tyrone,get over you little ragamuffin.
Tyrone:Hell no Em,I don't want to be put in the Jap slap trap.
Tyrone:Hell no Em,I don't want to be put in the Jap slap trap.
by Greg feeler October 6, 2012
Get the Jap Slap Trapmug. 
When a man is sexn with a woman and pulls out to squirt semen into his hand and uses it to give the woman a good firm slap to the face.
by marlin ashore December 3, 2007
Get the creme pie slapmug. The Soapy Hand Slap is a sexual act. The way it works is a male ejaculates into his hand, works the spunk into a bit of a lather, then slaps his sexual partner in the face with his now jizz-lathered hand.
Guy : Ugghhhhhnnnnnnnnnn....uhhh....nnnnnnnnn....ah. Ahh. Ah-ah-oh-uhhhhhnnnn. (heavy breathing ensues)
Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.
Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)
Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?
Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).
Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.
Girl : Whew! That was...well, that was, um...good.
Guy : (fakes masturbating using spunk as lube, in order to work up a lather)
Girl : Oh. You trying to get it up so we can go again?
Guy : Soapy Hand Slap!!! (slaps girl with lathered hand, smearing spunk across her face).
Girl : So, wer'e done, right? I mean, that pretty much just ended our relationship. Ok. Well, see you later, asshole.
by blackholepcs July 11, 2009
Get the Soapy Hand Slapmug. Any beeatch who cannot hang with Jesse the Body and pack a fat wad of Redman in his cheek knowing that in so doing he automatically exalts himself as a sexual tyranosaurus.
Yer all a bunch of Slap Jawed Faggots! This stuff will make a sexual tyranosaurus out of ya, like me! :)
by chaos reigns June 21, 2006
Get the slap jawed faggotmug.