Lol Sandwich

A process on instant messenging by which a person can say or admit terrible things to his interlocutor while avoiding an immediate reaction.

Todd says : Yeh that was a great party !
"beginning of Lol sandwich"
Todd says : lol
Todd says : Hey, you know i kissed your girlfriend that night !
Todd says : lol
"End of lol sandwich"
Fred says : Yeh ! lol
Fred says : What... ?

by Frank lowell March 15, 2009

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Haram Sandwich

A sandwich made with bacon and ham. Not suitable for Muslims

Dave: “I’m making a haram sandwich, you want one?”
Ali: “nah bro I can’t”

by Kobbie Mainoo June 16, 2024

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Cheese and Mayo Sandwich

When 3 lesbians get together and scissor and at least one of them has an STD/STI or at least a yeast infection Hence the "Cheese"

You hear about Carly, Alex, and Jenny? Those three had a Cheese and Mayo Sandwich. One of em has herpes and one of em has a yeast infection and Alix is a squirter

by CheekyBooty February 28, 2021

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smiley sandwich

a smiley used in e-mails, instant messages, etc. there's one pair of eyes but two mouths. used when very happy/sad/any other emotion. usually looks something like this:
(:)
you can make them sad too.
):(

person 1: that's hilarious. you're soooo funny!!
person 2: (:)
person 1: ???
person 2: that's a smiley sandwich! DUH.

by carlyx srsly December 24, 2008

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Hospital Sandwich

The feeling of wanting to hospitalise someone using force/violence. This can be done by horrifically beating someone, choking them with grapes, spiking their drink with urine or creating a stampede of middle aged cows to take down your opponent

Ugh... Tiffiny is really PISSING ME OFF. I’m definitely going to give her a hospital sandwich later

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

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