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New Yorker 

Somebody who is generally better than everybody else. We Cannot actually say the name of our state in the way its meant to be said. We generally dont like to socialize because we are to busy on our iphones with our headphones in. We like to ride cabs and subways and if your not from new york, your generally a douchebag. Not Kidding I'm actually a new yorker and i live in nyc and in Jersey. But seriously if you piss me off i will kick your ass.
New Jersey Devils Fan AKA DOUCHE: YO MY TEAM IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE LESS STANLEY CUPS THAT YOU AND WE DIDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS THIS YEAR
Me (New Yorker): Yo Motha fucka imma bust a cap in yo ass dochebaaa lets go RIGHT HERE NOW!!
NJD Fan: No, i cant because in too busy working out, getting a spray tan and getting laid by ugly italian fatass bitchs
New Yorker by DevilsSUCKrangersFTW October 15, 2011

New Jersey 

A state that wishes it could be better than New York.
New Jersey is the shit, not.
New Jersey by ohmygawd December 7, 2007
a school run by Iglesia Ni Cristo, whose students are known for being prim and proper
That gal is from New Era. Well, she's just out of our league.
New Era by wanderlust1283 March 30, 2009

New England Hot Stepper" 

When you're fucking a chick while wearing big heavy wool socks. Just as you're about to cum, you rub your feet against the carpet hard and fast, sending a shock through the head of your shaft. If successful, yell, "'ere cums da hot steppa!"
It was chilly last night, so I pulled a "New England Hot Stepper" for jokes. She yelped like a dog.

New york slinger

when you get a cripple in a body cast and cut a hole where his/her ass/vagina is and you fuck them, then proceed to cum in both of his/her eyes and make a sling for them out of your underwear.
i totally new york slingered that girl last night.
New york slinger by Christopher F October 8, 2007
Ah, New York, the great New York City State, from Wall Street in New York City to Madison Square Garden in New York City, and of course you cant forget to go to the statue of Liberty in once again New York City. Also, its the only city in New York (except for Albany, Buffalo, Yonkers, and dozens others)
Yep, New York State is the worlds greatest City

new york football giants 

new york football giants are and will always be the worst team in football history.
1. A bunch of cry baby bitches. Who sucked dick to get to the super bowl in the 2008 season. Still is unknown whose dick was sucked but they mush have sucked it hard. Eli manning the QB for the team was known through out high school for being a "bench warmer". Not much is known about his playing career, that’s due to the fact that no one cares. 2. Look up who the Patriots pummeled in the 2008 super bowl.
richard simons, that broke back mountain move, Ricky Martin, mini-vans, boy goerge... etc.
new york football giants suck a lot of cock.