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michael kirshenbaum

Michael Kirshenbaum is cool
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michael murphy

has tangly hair and needs a new shirt
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Michael

Before you read the following definition. Keep in mind that I am in fact named Michael so I will tell all you strangers my flaws and pros.

Hi I’m Michael I am intelligent and love a lot of things. I don’t love easily but when I do I love hard. I can be secretive and alone but also loyal and friendly. If you piss me off I will snap your arm off of your body and shove it up your a**. Anyway. I can be extremely hard on myself when I make a mistake. I have never told a soul about another persons life if they haven’t asked me to. I’m not the greatest looking and slightly fat but trying to improve my looks. If you hurt anyone I like I will cut you. Thank you for reading.

There is a little bit about myself so if you see another Michael , compare them to this
Do you need a. Example of how to use a namelike Michael in a sentance? If you do then you should not be reading a definition solely about a name
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Michael

He has a small dick with no print
“Michael has a small pp yet he claims it’s so big and that he’ll whip it out, but it’s hmm🤏🏽.”
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michael zingale

A person who is loving and whose in a band
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Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
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Michael Moore Singularity

As a Democrat ages, regardless of whether they are male or female, they all physically begin to resemble Michael Moore. Credit: Ben Shapiro.
Rosie O'Donnell has reached the age where she is now experiencing Michael Moore Singularity.
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