If it wasn't for welfare Dickys' kids would starve, he would rather have an east omaha job than a regular job. The average east omaha job pays $1.00 an hour plus all you can steal.
by knowman April 3, 2008
Get the east omaha jobmug. A sexual act involving a basket suspended from the ceiling in a manner than allows for it to spin. The basket has a hole in the bottom. A small framed, petite woman(usually Asian) is folded in half and placed in the basket with her vagina over the whole. A man lies down on a table directly below the basket and inserts his penis into the woman's vagina. A third person then spins the basket until the male achieves sexual release.
by Leroy McGillicuddy April 7, 2010
Get the Asian Basket Jobmug. Phrase of outcry created by South Park in response to the influx of immigrants stealing American jobs.
"I lost my job as a delivery man because those goobacks came in and did the same work for less, THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!"
by Bob April 29, 2004
Get the They Took Our Jobs!mug. The clogging of two person's anuses by standing back-to-back and shitting into one another untill the feces stiffens.
by Brett Elliott January 2, 2007
Get the Clog jobmug. To cause pleasure by means of tactile contact with the tougne to the rear-end of another person or yourself (ususlly done in a gay porno)
by Riggs July 29, 2003
Get the rim jobmug. A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.
The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.
Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?
Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.
Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.
Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.
Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.
Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.
by ChrisJLee March 9, 2007
Get the Barney-guarding jobmug. The act or reactive measure when the opposite sex makes eye-contact with you and then proceeds to plug in their iPod as a defense mechanism to prevent you from making a move on them.
Josh: I saw this girl on the bus and was going to hit on her, then she busted out her iPod.
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
Sam: Aw man, you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs
by FreshPrince369 February 27, 2009
Get the Cockblocked by Steve Jobsmug.