He is obviously Hispanic with an uncircumcised dick the size of a tic-tac. He will ALWAYS cheat on you and lie about it. He thinks he’s amazing but in reality he has very low self confidence. He’s a sex addict who will always break your heart.
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by Lukewarmlady April 2, 2022
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Girl: Do you see that guy over there? He’s cute.
Girl’s friend: Oh his name is Jesus. Such a lovely guy!
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Girl’s friend: Oh his name is Jesus. Such a lovely guy!
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