Stelmo Pocket

Refers to a hand in a game of cards that are mismatched and are of no value similar to a pocket full of random items such as sweet wrappers and buttons.
Amy: Dude I totally just got a straight flush.

Gar: Damn, I had a shitty Stelmo Pocket

Amy: I win
by ultimategiraffe February 10, 2011
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Put your rag in your pocket

Something you say to someone who is acting like a total bitch; as tho they were on their menstrual and in major bitch mood. Also an inconspicuous way of telling someone that they are being intolerable and that they need to cut that shit out. Cuz it's showing. Put ur period away.
Omg BeckySusan; put your rag in your pocket already. And stop treating everyone like they all just stabbed your Vag. U don't have to be a bitch!
by BeckySusan Ragpocket October 08, 2020
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crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before
crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010
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pocket heat

When one's phone gets a multitude of texts,snaps,calls,likes or notifications in a short period of time .
Hey man my phone has been blowing up since I posted that pic .

Yeah you got that pocket heat man .
by Roketi Boy August 29, 2017
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Pocket Sauce

When a guy jerks off in his pants and cums in his pocket.
“I stuck my hand in my pocket and my hand got covered in pocket sauce
by Funketto December 24, 2020
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pocket sauce

The end result of playing pocket pool. I.e. finishing in one's pants.
Johnny got a little too excited while playing pocket pool and pocket sauced all over his pants.
by Punk646 December 24, 2017
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Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.
She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket
by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023
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