Ash pants

The extreme version of "Liar liar pants on fire". When someone has no credibility left because they've told so many lies. A person with ash pants has had them "on fire" so many times that their credibility has been metaphorically turned to ash, and nothing they say can be relied on.
"Jason said he's definitely coming."

"Don't believe anything Jason says. He's got ash pants."
by Brickdictionary118 October 24, 2016
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I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.
This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.
by currydemer July 25, 2022
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River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
by marhav May 20, 2011
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Walmart pants

Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.
Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.
by escyr April 16, 2022
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jogging pants butt

When someone stands from a sitting position and you smell ripe ass
Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt
by biffster73 October 25, 2017
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swat pants

SWAT pants.

Many confuse this with pants that actual SWAT forces wears, but it has a very different definition.
SWAT pants are pants that are worn by drug dealers, terrorists, and others who do criminal activities.

SWAT pants are basically sweatpants, but are worn, when you know you there is a chance to be SWAT'd in the near future. (because you are a criminal, duuuhhh). This is because sweatpants are very comfortable, and are very handy because you will most likely end up for a couple hours in a police station, before they give you your jaily new official criminal uniform. (Which you will proudly wear in jail).
I use wear normal pants, but after becoming a terrorist, I now wear SWAT pants, so I am comfortably prepared for the SWAT team.
by Helkor December 31, 2016
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pants tie

New fashion where the zipper on the pants is left open so that the penis may hang out like a necktie.
"I think I'll wear a pants tie to work today."
by chevelle_71 January 05, 2007
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