Bean

Someone who is so smol and cute and amazing

"Isn't Robert such a bean!"
"He is!! So are Maureen, Trinity, Struan, Katie and Bianca."
"They are a bean family."

by Beananca May 6, 2017

Cian Bean

A monkey who has very abnormally large ear structure. He descended from the ape, to walk amongst humans in disguise. It sneaks around stealing unvaluable items, ie. Water bottles, pencil cases, etc.

That boy is such a cian bean!

by Monkey collector April 15, 2024

Smack the bean

When the clit is as large as a lima bean and you smack it for sexual pleasure.

I can't wait to get home and smack the bean.

by Whoasking-_- November 5, 2021

Bean

Someone (or something) you kinda just wanna pick up and protect for the rest of your life.

"Bro my sibling is a fucking bean if anything happened to them I don't think humanity would live to see what happens next"

by Bedge April 25, 2020

Vegemite beans

The small bits of poo that fall out when your constipated

OR

The pebbles of shit that poor out your urethra after anal sex (gay)

Oh man I need to eat more fibre, having some really bad Vegemite beans!

OR
Oh man me and my bro kyle last night got down and dirty! Regret it now though with all the Vegemite beans I’m pissing out!

by Reerooter August 29, 2022

smol beans

Someone who is ugly and should never appear on the face of the earth.

Smol beans are ugly.
Smol beans are weird.

by Lilopoopoo August 9, 2023

Bean

Zaid

Zaid's a bean

by Helloo August 4, 2017