craigslist friend

The best person you will ever meet. She will always be there for you no matter what. She will make you smile and laugh in your time of need.

craigslist friend someone who buys a friend from Craigslist

Mom: who are you on FaceTime with?
Daughter: a friend
Mom: are you sure?
Daughter: yes
(Mom walks away)
Friend: (sarcastic) no, I’m just a friend that was bought off Craigslist

by WofieWonders January 19, 2018

Furry friend

Usually named something like Henry or Daniel, they love their fur suits and always blame others for being furries because they are embarrassed of what they are.

My friend is such a furry friend and I want to shoot him in the face with a double pump

by Averyintelligentalphamale September 2, 2021

Second Friend

A second friend is a friend of your friend. They typically do not hang out with you unless you are hanging with your friend in common (known as a first friend). This is because hanging out with a second friend is usually awkward, as usually the only thing you have in common is that you both know your first friend. Sometimes if you spend enough time with a second friend, they can upgrade to a first friend. Then hanging out with that person is no longer awkward.

Say that Paul is your friend, and that David is his friend. But, sometimes you hang out with David because you hang out with Paul.

Michael: Hey man, you going to David's tonight?
Me: Is Paul going to be there?
Michael: Nah man, he's out of town.
Me: I probably won't go, he's more of a second friend.

by Social Expert July 8, 2012

breast of friends

A female bromance

Kelly and Maureen see each other so often, you would think they are lesbian. But they are just breast of friends.

by circuit_99 January 22, 2012

Friend towel

When you have some kind of gnarly grossness on you and you dont have a towel, you use a friends shirt/ body to wipe it off. you wouldn't want to do it to a stranger just because you dont know where their nasty selves have been. only the best of friends are used as friend towels.

dude i just touched something, and it smells like a mixture of baby shit and febreeze.....i could really use a friend towel right about now...

by yewwdewd July 13, 2011

friend-end

A romantic 'dead-end'. The place you end up after courting someone you're romantically interested in, and she/he has informed you that 'you're just friends'.

Dude, I told Sally I wanted our relationship to move to the next level, and she told me that she'd really love it if we could just be 'really good friends'. Man, that freakin' sucks....I've reached a friend-end.

by sprtagt October 18, 2011

Business Friend

you notice you're a business friend with someone (particularly in college and in a career), that this person, while friendly and nice, uses you for nothing more than answers to an exam, quiz, or to slack work off to you in times of need. They're nice people though, but they just have a material use for you.

Mallory (online): hey can I get those answers for that quiz in our HDF class?

Andrew (online): sure!

friend sitting next to Andrew: dude, you have no chance in hell with her, she's just a business friend.

by Andrew Colins January 14, 2012