bare hand barbarian

1. A Dude that beats his cock dry.

“Dude we ran out of lotion I guess were going to have to be bare hand barbariana”

by SuperJetSet December 4, 2022

left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.

Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"

by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022

czechoslovakian hand grenade

Take a large shit and shape it into a hand grenade like shape. Place said shit into the freezer. Remove from freezer and ask party guests to stand in a circle. Play hot potato until the shit defrosts and splats upon someone’s hand.

Scott’s hand still smells after losing a game of Czechoslovakian hand grenade.

by Theshittiest April 4, 2023

Professional Hand Clown

A sarcastic way of saying someone is a comedy writer; these types of people are always joking around.

There’s at least one professional hand clown at CNN watch for yourself.

by SwingingDick69 May 15, 2022

my hand hurts

ur hand hurts

ow my hand hurts *dies*

by earth’s pussy December 14, 2021

Second hand sin

Just like “second hand embarrassment” when you feel embarrassed watching the embarrassing actions of another person, “Second hand sin” is the feeling of guilt you get by observing the careless, regrettable actions of another person.

Second hand sin :

I’ve later felt bad after seeing my friend get in trouble due to my rebellious actions/ideologies.

by Mario F. C. December 21, 2021

braeden lemasters hands

i want them in me

i want braeden lemasters hands in me

by braeden lemasters eat me March 16, 2022