Rocko the Hair Fairy

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.

(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

by Batterednfried November 25, 2024

Onion Hair

Onions hair is a term used for someone with extremely flat and straight hair. Usually styled in a middle part, people can have onion hair or onion head.

"Woah, look at that stupid f*ck!, he has onion hair!"

by mr.onion.boy October 26, 2021

shower hairs

Those annoying hairs that stick to the walls of the shower and accumulate in the drain

I spent 20 minutes cleaning out my shower hairs, and it was nasty.

by boi_in_a_band December 13, 2018

Misgendered Hair

Happens, when someone says that your hair have some color, but in reality it isn't the right color.

You have red hair. No! You have just misgendered hair! My hair are blond.

by ThePlayerX August 10, 2024

Facial Hair

If yo girl pussy is hairy, after eating the cat, the hair gets stuck to your chin or on the top of yo lip and will stay there

Woah Joe, how'd you get that facial hair?

I ate my girl pussy last night

by You thought I was feeling u? October 27, 2022

Red haired bissexual

Mentally unstable female

X: Her hair looks so cool

Y: she’s just a mentally unstable red haired bissexual

X: yeah makes sense

by Sophiajewishbissexualqueenxoxo November 21, 2021

《¤》Angel《¤》Jose《¤》Robles《¤》&《¤》Janae《¤》Martinez《¤》Have《¤》Left《¤》Shoulder《¤》Hair《¤》

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 5, 2025