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Texas Swamp Donkey

The girl your friend is a tad ashamed of.
Mostly found in rural southern river towns. Usually not attractive, but usually rock a solid farm girl ass and rack. Most smoke, drink, and are premiscus. If they have kids they never have custody or the mother assumes responsibility.
A Texas Swamp Donkey is always a female, very stout, and between a 2 and 4 in attractiveness.
by LazyLarry27 December 13, 2020
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The Reverse Donkey Kick

You have the girl do a hand stand, then while you proceed to hump her wheelbarrow style, then you kick her in the back of the head with your heal.
Jim last night I did the reverse donkey kick and the girl wouldn't wake up.
by Kingaburch February 6, 2021
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walking the donkey

When you be running that dick down her ass like that; layin it down.
Ah yeah dog 🐕 I was walking the donkey with her last night.
by DankSpanker91 April 18, 2021
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Taking a fat dukey

when u see a juicy brown thing coming out and you feel like you giving birth but ur giving birth to a dukey
you turn around and there is brown stuff on the floor and all over and all other the toilet but not in the toilet.
taking a fat dukey

you:*fart uh oh *looks around* see it all over
by miracluschatnoirhot June 25, 2021
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ugly ass donkey

by diebdjwibedb June 26, 2021
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Shitting Horses and Donkeys

An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.
'holy shit, its shitting horses and donkeys'
by doomplings October 14, 2021
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Dollar store donkeykong

A huge guy who is ass at soccer named Daniel delgado who looks like fake donkeykong
Hey delgado why do you look like dollar store donkeykong

fuck you then
by XOTWOD23 March 16, 2022
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