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dick tying

The art of rearranging a flaccid penis into geometric figures or knots.
"Micheal was dick tying last night and he made a triangle"
by Jliff June 13, 2017
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dick sweeper

big harry mustache located above the lip; without any other facial hair
by Walter K. Prescott February 5, 2010
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dick fright

When someone is so scared of the penis that they literally runs away in terror at the sight of it.

Also when a girl and boy are going out for a good 6 months and the girl still hasn't touched his manhood, she can be described as having 'dick fright'.
Isaac: hey Kathryn whats long hard and full of semen. *whips out his ding-a-ling*
Kathyrn: *dies*
Isaac: Damn Kathryn didn't realize you had such bad dick fright.
by BigNoseManyHoes June 24, 2016
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dick boner

dick boner is the boner that happens a bad and or horrible times such as a presentation or in class causing the effect of your boner being a dick
dude I got a dick boner in a class presentation it was so embarrassing
by trollzor48 September 29, 2017
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Bush Dick

When a soldier has spent 15 weeks out bush without a shower he is considered to have Bush Dick, complete with fungal infection and uncleaned masturbation leftovers.
Jake: johnno went clubbin with a 12 week bush dick and picked up some slut and smashed her, he had enough dick cheese to put Bega (australian cheese manufacturer) out of business.

Jordo: fuck man, bush dick strikes again! What a whore.
by BushDick January 19, 2018
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Dick sour

The process whereby a woman eventually tires of vaginal intercourse and/or fellatio with her longtime male partner.
Loo Loo done turned dick sour after nearly twenty-five years with the same man.
by Jelly belly June 20, 2016
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dick jacket

by 3x9 March 15, 2011
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