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When a guy likes a girl a lot , and has a “butterfly” sensation, including variations of “shy dick”, in his penis.
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When a guy likes a girl a lot , and has a “butterfly” sensation, including variations of “shy dick”, in his penis.
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When a guy likes a girl so very much, that he feels bad fucking her.
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It’s like when you have butterflies in your stomach, but they’re in your dick.
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